queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

peterpanss:

am i the only one who wonders which ships people would have if their lives were a tv show?　

vanillatwist:

Oh, I’m starting to want you to make me.

#i realized that tony was the first one to touch steve #the first to make a friendly sort of gesture #and steve knocks his hand away completely shutting him down #and after that tony’s just like ”fuck this. don’t touch me bro” #even after a fucking explosion and amidst chaos when steve reaches for him tony jerks his arm away #and steve doesn’t bother arguing he just grabs tony a second time #this time with both hands so tony can’t pull away #godfuckingdammit

robinhoodly:

Lizzie Bennet is in Denial

A haiku about getting out of bed

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

Remembering is the worst curse.

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

serjaime:

ASOIAF Challenge
↳ 02. Most Powerful Lines (1/5) || Sansa Stark

“The gods heard my prayer, she thought. She felt so numb and dreamy. My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.”

Guys, I have found my perfect guy.

His name is Augustus Waters.

He is snarky, intelligent, and attractive. 

He is also fictional.

And dead.

Its like James fucking Potter all over again. 

reblog

demigodcoolness:

Have you ever read a book that can ruin your emotions in just 366 pages? Yeah..

(credits to the owner)